sorry boss, i can't take any calls right now. yeah, the moon

be sure to look at the moon tonight and appreciate her a little more than usual.

THERES HUMANS BEHIND THE MF MOON RIGHT NOW!!!! 😭😭😭 (allegedly)

The Artemis II crew sends a message to humans as they prepare to temporarily lose radio contact signal behind the far side of the moon: “To all of you down there on Earth — and around Earth — We love you, from the moon.”

it just amazes me how some people aren’t amazed. What do you mean you aren’t awed by Artemis, or you didn’t wanna go see the total solar eclipse, or you aren’t mystified by weather or sunsets or mountains like it’s all so amazing and so beautiful and you get one chance to see it

your braids like a pattern, love you to the moon and to saturn

Anyone else start working at 14-16 and feel completely burned out as an adult?

Republicans will own this shirt then go and vote for one

It’s sad that during your formative years, your exposure to the world is largely limited by your parent’s own exposure. If they value things like music lessons, spelling bees, sports, or exploring random hobbies, you benefit from that. If not, it’s just chores and TV for you.

Most long-term relationships aren't actually held together by "passionate love" anymore. They are held together by a survival pact. It’s an agreement to split the crushing weight of adulthood. The internet wants you to believe that love is endless romance, but by year seven, love

Can’t wait to be on 2 back to back mini vacas with my green eyed queen

sorry i can’t hang out i have to watch my close and personal astronaut friends come back to earth

I can’t believe millennials witnessed an entire historical event and it wasn’t a tragedy 🥹 #ArtemisII

and how the fuck was sabrina carpenter supposed to know this

I really feel like workdays should be 10am–3pm or 9am– 2pm. There’s no reason for people to spend most of their lives at work. Let people go home and have time for their families, partners, friends, and rest. That’s why everyone is so miserable today.

Felt the sun and immediately felt great, I’m literally a flower

Bieber fever

Death of a pet should count as bereavement leave