Television presenter Matthew Kelly standing in a field of sheep (1984)

Is this a safe space? Because I have something deeply inappropriate to say

this app is too obsessed with age gap discourse. if they’re happy together, let them be

Gotta be Sweep driving his bone car

Lestat: Did you hurt yourself? Louis: I was lost... and I was in a dark way... Meanwhile Armand and Daniel in Dubai:

Watching this doc on Nicola Buckley and I sincerely hope every TikTok self-proclaimed true crime “journalist” sets themselves on fire for the good of humanity ✌🏻 you’re not an armchair expert, you just need a hobby.

posting this every Friday from now on

I’m your mother’s sister’s girl…

Dream on, kid.

imagine if the yanks took this much interest in our elections. staying up late to see if transfers from the tuv will help the dup in north antrim.

Thank you Gary Barlow’s massive son for making Twitter feel like home again

I just may go and kill myself.

fight back??? you lasted 49 days as prime minister you pathetic twat

In 1990, 6 intelligence officers went AWOL from Europe’s 2nd largest Cold War base, because a Ouija board told them to. My latest for QAA is about their divine mission to save the world by killing the Antichrist in Florida, and to meet Jesus in a UFO.