the sweet torture of finishing a test and looking at your notes to see all of the questions you got wrong 😌

In college you have to get over those L’s real quick because another one is due at 11:59

Paul Rudd wouldn’t treat me like this

I’ve decided that I’m equally as handsome as Shawn Mendes and Bieber

Someone needs to give this girl an Emmy I am dying lmfaooo

Your self respect gotta be stronger than your feelings.

How old were you when Wii fit called you obese?

This mother was sentenced to 30 years in prison for "enabling" child abuse. The man who *actually abused* her child got only 2 years.

You thought you hurt me? I saw it happening two months ago when i was overthinking

2020: how it started vs how it’s going

i really think vienna by billy joel is more effective than 6 months of therapy

U look too good for a mf to be unsure bout u remember that.