Maybe my mom and I should fully type out Only Murders in the Building when discussing when to watch

Why do people make their work Skype icon something stupid. How am I supposed to have a professional conversation with a picture of a muffin

Usually I hate when people are also named Megan but I think this creepy doll thing is actually good for our brand. Thank you for your service queen 🫡

My brother described the college activity fair as the place where you would sign up for the Barden Bellas

I don’t know how to describe my mood lately other than if I was a pop/indie girlie all my song titles would be lowercase in this album era

Should my friend charlotte be Liz Truss resigning for Halloween

How did I fuck up Rice Krispie treats, a food that famously has only three ingredients, this badly

Big day for my men shouldn’t sing agenda

Not surprised 🥱

The lord giveth (my pistachio latte) and the lord taketh away (my pistachio latte that I spilled on my keyboard)

I’m growing up to be everything I hated as a child (someone who sleeps in socks)

Feeling very megan without the g

Thanks a lot Tyler Buchner now this is a very silly thing to own

My sister checking on me during my time of need (Taylor Swift played Maroon the day before I see her)

Saying eat my bubbles to everyone I pass on the sidewalk

Did a double take because I thought they got her ass on Celebrity Jeopardy

Already feeling horrible today so might as well try on jeans

Talk about Living on a prayer? Let’s go Irish!!!!!

Joe Biden gotta invite the Eagles to the Rehoboth beach house