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Anyone who is wearing those wired apple earbuds that used to come with the phones is lying and subjecting themselves to torture, those shits HURT and do not stay in your ears.

SOMETIMES I WANT TO DELETE DRAFTS AND THEN I GO BACK TO MY DRAFTS AND THE DELETED DRAFTS ARE MAGICALLY THERE AGAIN, this app sucks.

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My hot beautiful sexy husband made the mistake of asking me to pick for his bracket. He knew better than to do this. But he is still hot beautiful sexy and perfect.

Just made it to season 4 of Buffy… Pedro Pascal, what are you doing here?

He still did not pay me.

Happy April Fools Day except this entire week has been a joke! 😚✌️

I only ever wanna complain and talk shit when I tweet so that’s why I just don’t tweet lately.

She would be 50 years old by the time they started actually filming a fourth season.

Shaken, not stirred. 🍸

Nothing boils my blood like seeing spoilers for something that was just released a whole three seconds ago. My fault though for opening this cursed app, and for having a life and not devouring every existing form of media every second of every day. 🫩

I’m convinced you guys would look at a brick wall and say it has an “iPhone face” y’all really just say anything.

Woke up with my ears feeling a little pluggy, spent $50 at the doctor to have them flush them out, just for them to tell me they look like I’m slightly congested with allergies/an oncoming cold. 🤩

Sometimes I can’t believe people just tweet every single thought that pops into their head.

Finished watching Buffy from the beginning for the first time yesterday. It’s a very specific kind of sadness.

First look at ‘VICTORIAN PSYCHO’, starring Maika Monroe. The film follows an eccentric governess who takes care of children in a remote gothic manor whilst hiding her psychopathic tendencies.

Caught the back of my ankle on the bottom of my front door as it swung shut and skinned it down to my heel yayyy live laugh love <3