How old am I you ask? I was there when the photo on the left was taken good christ

This tweet thread aged well, post bar exam I hadn’t gotten paid for over 3 months and was able to just use my non-perishables to get by 😅

Babe…it wasn’t finals… you have ADHD. This story made a doctor laugh cry less than three months later

Women are top tier. I was heading to the bar last night to get drinks with the Cute Guy and stopped a literal random woman to ask if my mascara was running and without skipping a beat she told me I looked great and man, I hope she has a great day 💛

Today is a good day.   Today, America takes another step toward equality. Toward liberty and justice not just for some, but for all.   Because today, I sign the Respect for Marriage Act into law.

No one, I mean no one, is more excited to see me when I come back into town for the holidays than the mom’s of the guys who bullied me in high school 😎

My mom just let slip tht she tells her coworkers she thinks “they based Beth Dutton from Yellowstone off my daughter” and I’m 🥹 like damn

This tweet is for the man at the Sabres game who I forever changed with the information that not only can cats have herpes, but also can lose an eye because of it. I’m sure you’ll never forget that interaction and I’d just like to apologize, idk why I am this way 😂

Day I’ve lost count of looking for a plot in #BBCMerlin that isn’t just them flirting with each other

My buddy’s stream ♥️ if you’re looking for a new obsession

The lovely woman at an Indian restaurant near me knows me by order and calls me “Meggie” 🥹 she deserves the world

Picking little arguments with the people who are assholes to chipotle workers is my weird favorite thing, like yes Karen be shitty to me and leave the minimum wage food service worker alone I’m why they are out of chips

“Hey! Having some people over for a Friday night hang?” My neighbor in response to me just now pulling a large bottle of vodka out of my backseat for an evening of just me, “yeah something like that”

“You look like a movie star from a movie no one has seen yet” the homeless man outside my office this morning who has now given me my favorite compliment

Getting my Taco Bell order and having every aspect of it be wrong showed me the thread my sanity was hanging from was actually very thin

“Oh look it’s little miss forgot to eat until 5pm” 🙃 it would have been less hurtful if it weren’t true…