Retweet if you once saw Stephen Hendry at Malaga Airport but were so starstruck, you daren't ask for his autograph,so sent your mum instead.

Retweet if you've got a fridge.

My top 4 hob rings. 1. Front left (1) 2. Front right (4) 3. Back left (3) 4. Back right (2) *last years rankings in brackets

Goodnight. I hope I have that dream about cardboard again. It was good.

I can't find the end of the sellotape.

I thought the noise of the wind would wake me up in the night and it did.

I honestly thought nothing would beat dial up Internet and then along came broadband. Absolute game changer.

It won't be long before the 2015 road atlas' are out. I'm absolutely flipping* stoked. *pardon my French

This is the kind of rain that makes things outside get wet.

I've just set my alarm. Time set: 7am Alarm tone: Marimba Comments: I never tire of hearing Marimba. What a great tone.

I've just nodded to indicate that I mean yes.

I don't think my pencil collection will ever be complete until I've got that elusive 1987 limited edition Dixon Ticonderoga HB2 in red.

Good morning. I had a dream last night that I was footing a ladder for my dad's friend Roy.

I think a good name for a sequel to Frozen would be Frozen 2.

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I've got a hunch the council are set to announce the revised Christmas wheelie bin collection dates soon. What a time to be alive.

It's still windy.