Ben Schwartz and Friends- Proposal Improvisers- Mary Holland, Eugene Cordero, Lauren Lapkus. Shot by Jill Petracek, edited by AJ Helfet. 2026 tour tickets are now on sale at Rejectedjokes.com/tour

this weightlifting thing, so you’ll just be increasing the weight and going higher and higher till you carry car or what

even if person fuck up one day, try remember all the days wey he don try for you.

i woke up for work and my girl had this lunch bag ready for me. i opened it at work and… ❤️

The best way to avoid unnecessary talking stages is to sleep early and start watching a series .

imagine telling someone in 2006 that Anna Wintour would embrace the Devil Wears Prada stereotype they made out of her 😭

Still blows my mind Steve Buscemi delivered the deepest line of all time in a kids movie

Only true yearners do this btw

That chill asş moment you accept it's over forever at 2pm on a Wednesday

kenjaku when he was planning the culling games

It’s sad that during your formative years, your exposure to the world is largely limited by your parent’s own exposure. If they value things like music lessons, spelling bees, sports, or exploring random hobbies, you benefit from that. If not, it’s just chores and TV for you.

That was my soulmate fr. But I’ll find another

nobody extends grace anymore and it’s so sad. life is hard for everyone. you miss one birthday and now you’re an enemy, you forget to do something and now you’re unreliable. Always extend grace because you don’t know how many times it’s been extended to you.

Or I won’t, but hey

Should we tell him

when a woman stops liking you, please leave her alone!!!

i wanna text her like “so that’s it ??? Fuck us ?” 😭😭😂😂😂😂

grieving a relationship that never fully happened but had so much potential is a very real kind of heartbreak.

My chest still does that flutter. Still man