So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." —Ralph Waldo Emerson

I wanted everyone to know that whoever has been in contact with me over the last 7 days should contact your nearest test center.I’m sorry. I’ve had symptoms for a few days and it has just been confirmed. I’ve been diagnosed with being Awesome,Handsome Completely Sexy & Hilarious.

I stuttered 3 times at the McDonalds drive thru and just drove off 😭

what's wrong babe? you've hardly touched your tame empanadas.

Check out sanrio's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTRYRcENN/?k…

Andrew Tate looks like if you tried to draw Pitbull from memory

ADHD involves so many micromoments of shame. Stepping over the pile of laundry. Re-remembering the bill you still haven’t paid. The sink full of dishes and the fridge leftovers lurking in the back. The small but recurring “I should have” is cumulative and it’s painful.

it’s bisexual awareness week so everyone be vigilant, they could be lurking anywhere. stay safe

Last day of September, I pray October to be better. 🫶🏻

If you don’t think SpongeBob is hilarious, you have no place in my life.

Donald Trump Jr. Dear women, Republicans do NOT care about your rights, and they never have. Vote according.

She’s a 10 but she disappears when she’s not ok

in my "deserve a little shopping trip" era

Life has ~600,000 hours in it. Use each hour well. The ride will be over before you know it.