W in the fking p*ssy 😅

E just dey funny me as how people dey find the right one and na the right one dey find dem and dey show dem shege promax 😅

When one door closes...open am again, na why e be door 😁

Badminds by yours favourite boy meekeys Abeg try listen make I for see food chop open.spotify.com/track/07Z2UWJq…

This country na serious cruise... how dem go budget 1 billion for Ramadan feeding but na garri ,kuli kuli and sachet water dem share 🤣

Man follow him wife go hospital as Chief Motivation Officer 😭 Oga dey shout “Breathe baby! You’re a warrior!” Doctor show am small blood.. Next thing: Gbam! Nurses dey deliver husband back to life. 🤣

If I just get 2k for my kuda I go just dey feel like big boy I no know why 🤣

With the way I dey wait make this garri swell up....Ehn even my ulcer suppose calm down

45 years old lady still dey break people heart keh? 😁

I dull for maths calculations... but as I enter this adulthood I kon sabi calculate like sat I be market woman 😫 no more mismanagement of funds again

If you're in need of a song writer hit me up

So because I get good heart mean say i mumu🥺. Nice one !

People for this app go just off your cruise 😅

Mad people dey fall in love you wey normal weytin dey do you ?

Artist by day, vigilante by night My side quests

No be say I dey brag ooo ... you no broke reach me

I wan ask people wey dey put iron for teeth how una dey eat ?

Shout out to that my 1 mutual wey dey always like my post... make e send aza .

The way you address me feels like you wanna undress me

I no dey understand the kind rice wey dem dey produce this days. Now I Don burn food coz I dey wait make e swell up small😫