I’m also a bit tired of the whole “mindfulness” thing and just want to do something more punk rock like just bang my head against the table and scream “fuck you”

the new adhd medication lewontamiphen is like being invited to a party where everyone is speaking at you in a highly accelerated and slightly deranged way

I don’t even know what “salience” is, I just like the way that word sounds when I read it

I feel like the default state of my Mac is fucking awful and I’m too lazy to fix it but like why is the screen saver a photo of Drake on a private jet

I think the perfect city would be one where you could move into a large, empty warehouse and turn it into an artisanal pickle bar

I’m planning to start a career as a baker and pastry chef and I want to get a special machine that extrudes long thin sheets of butter into delicate shapes and use that for intricate fillings and decorations

I'm sure it's not just a matter of changing a few words and suddenly you'll be a new person with a different moral identity but just the thought of changing my own name to "Malicious" or "Vicious" is really thrilling

I kinda hope the Al creates a new human language that's totally incompatible with Latin-1 characters and TeX math symbols

I bet the future of Al will be like a person telling a computer program how to do things and then watching in mild embarrassment as the program immediately starts doing the opposite

I think the meaning of life is to make life more life-like

the best kind of meditation is the kind where you can see a whole stack of projects and tasks and you just give up on all of them and just watch them all float in space like an ocean of unfinished business

I'm trying to figure out a way to be a social media influencer while also being unable to log into Twitter and Instagram

I'm not saying that you should stop eating sandwiches or anything but I'm just saying that sandwiches are not the pinnacle of human achievement

"The most fundamental type of social structure is the gathering. A gathering is a group of people who have chosen to be together."

I think you can see the aesthetic appeal of minimalism, for me, as a kind of relief from the constant anxious striving of the 20th century

hey brainlet I'm looking for a mid sized secluded house with good internet access and a comfortable mattress that's not a party zone but also not a secret loner pad

I used to think that the self is a collection of mental episodes, like a tape recorder or a filing system, but it's actually a point of coherence and stability, like a central heating system

my brainlet brother is a deep pioneer in the field of olfactory geology

I am slowly getting a bit more serious about my Twitter influence and I'm writing a book about the Mahayana tradition of "dwelling in the Cave"

the reason we have so many rules is that we don’t know what we would do if we were free