On a serious note Mikey just stole my burger :/

Anything to save a buck amirite Mike Kara

it’s so fucking cold outside i hate men

Don’t you love when you make a good meal out of random things in your fridge

The election is over why am I still getting political texts da fuk

The drone view needs to be better we can’t see the madness!! #XGamesAspen #xgames #xgames2025

Travis kelce can’t catch the ball so he puffs his chest and talks shit, why don’t you focus on what you’re paid to do buddy

RFK wants to lead HHS but he’s more decrepit than my 97 year old grandma

Okay not kidding are obama and Jen actually seeing each other or was that a joke

Larry is so scary you guys

If I’m gonna be fair these questions needs to be asked today. Why is the release of the Epstein list always a shit show? What’s the point of booting out illegals and criminals while somehow becoming a safe haven for the Tate brothers? Why is Crypto in the toilet if Trump

David’s Spotify daylist is “dad rock” and the first song is blink-182 (wild), and I said well technically you could be a dad you’re 30 years old and he told me to cut it out

The night is still young

Strands timing today after the boat crashed into the Brooklyn bridge yesterday was uncanny

Whenever I have to wait 10 mins for something I just play all too well 10 min version. Anyone else?

Memory unlocked: looking forward to going to blockbuster on the weekends

I seriously hate Dakota stfu you cheating piece of shit you don’t deserve Taylor

Elon trolling trump cause he’s butt hurt he’s not getting his way wah wah wah maybe sleeping with the president doesn’t always get you what you want!

Hot take but the vertical marquise diamond cut is such a fad and seems so not functional for everyday wear… when you become a grandma are you fr gonna wear that like no

This is my reminder to not go on a walk in the morning on garbage day in nyc