How do cats have sex — "We don't, we only make love." curiouscat.me/MeeeeeoowBitch…

Snuggle me.— your owner, bitch. — "Ask me nicely." curiouscat.me/MeeeeeoowBitch…

Jumps into Rose Granger–Weasley. (H)'s arms.

Ask or confess me anything curiouscat.me/MeeeeeoowBitch

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Am I right? — "Finally someone understands." curiouscat.me/MeeeeeoowBitch…

"Me bae" x.com/afieryrose/sta…

Ask or confess me anything curiouscat.me/MeeeeeoowBitch

"Muuuummmm you're so embarrassing." x.com/afieryrose/sta…

"Noooo" Strops to his bed. x.com/afieryrose/sta…

He lets her snuggle him, but makes no attempt to snuggle back. x.com/afieryrose/sta…

"Hmph. I guess not." x.com/afieryrose/sta…

"Obviously." x.com/afieryrose/sta…

"I demand a paternity test." x.com/defiantfoodist…

"Come back here and love me." x.com/afieryrose/sta…

"I don't have to pay child maintenance right?" x.com/defiantfoodist…

"Why Flynn? It's a weird name." x.com/defiantfoodist…

"Yeah, bitch. Worship me."

Already knows this, but is somewhat grateful for the compliment. x.com/savvyfreak/sta…

Wanders over to see how his offspring is doing. Not that he cares. ... Because he really doesn't.. x.com/defiantfoodist…