can’t look someone in the eye while eating a fudgesicle

friendship dynamics change after fudgesicles are eaten in front of each other

swear to god they put crack in orange juice. i could knock back 6 jugs and feel absolutely nothing but pure bliss.

if you ever see me on an electric scooter, just know that i’ve hit rock bottom.

old lady just stopped to smell some flowers outside of my car. how could she do something so cliche yet make the interaction so natural

reallllyyy hoping the car in front of me is paying attention to the colour of the lights cause i’m really relying on them

only freezie colour left in the freezer is orange. keep me in your prayers.

drop your top 3 freezie colours mine are: 1. white 2. pink 3. red if orange is anywhere on your list, go ahead and unfollow me (not really tho i need the numbers)

having the hiccups at age 20 seems so wrong

woke up this morning in a panic cause i couldn’t open my right eye all the way. turns out it was just my pimple patch that slid from my forehead to my eyelid mid sleep.