They make you feel like a king when you buy the trampoline park annual pass in December. But when you use that thing in April there’s an eye roll and a, “Yeah, yeah, and you brought your own socks. We get it. You’re cheap!”

Kind of wild that the Warriors won a title 4 years ago

Project Hail Mary: Darryn Peterson goes back to save Bill Self then decides to stay on Planet Lawrence for good.

Alright. Whatever the team is in November is what it is. I have exited the Transfer Portal

You can live a whole life without ever learning how to dress for 45 degrees

It’s the wrong take, BUT I love that Bill did a zag here. In an era of engagement farming, this is just old school Larry David-esque taking a stand and gradually converting people over to the contrarian view

Sometimes I look off in the distance and wonder: What if Elmarko has made the dunk and gotten the end of game stop?

We have 20 more years of Wembanyama. What a time to be alive!

Higher ceiling than both Flory and Tiller. Doke 2.0 journey begins!

LeBron is pulling out the double clutch reverse dunk at an age where most dudes are pulling a muscle from standing up too fast

It’s surprising how many tattoos David Beckham has

I looked up “What is aura farming?” And it replied, “Definitely not looking it up.”

Seeing LeBron move like this at age 41 has me thinking my best Gus Macker years are still ahead of me

There should be a GoFundMe for Booker’s upcoming fine. I’d chip in a few bucks. Needed to be said!

Steph Curry discovered that threes are worth more than twos SGA discovered every two can become free throws

I’ve started walking with a 10lb vest. When I take it off, I look at myself and say, “See, your weight’s not so bad.”

Me outside of my moms room at 9pm to tell her I need a poster board for tomorrow:

If you think this Mike Vrabel story is bad now… just wait til Pablo Torre finds out

11 points. That has to be the worst Nuggets quarter in 5 years

Everyone always talks about defensive intensity. The Minnesota Timberwolves are playing with insane offensive intensity. And it’s paralyzing the Nuggets on both sides of the court