People literally be walking around with actual duplicates of themselves at a younger age m. That’s wild. Genetics is crazy. #MedTwitter #genetics

They say don’t take it personally when it’s a personal attack. Soooooo how

People will literally look at me with my long white coat, stethoscope on my neck and name badge that says PHYSICIAN and ask me if I’m here to collect urine or take blood prior to my introduction. 1+2= fish #MedTwitter

You have to get to peoples’ hearts. Not their hate.

Your child can read, write and run. She gotta sit in a fetal position to avoid her feet from scraping the ground. Why is she in a baby doll stroller?! #halp🤦🏾‍♀️

People who work in the hospitals to keep them clean, I solute you 🙂‍↕️🫡

Med students. During interviews, ask the residents what a day to day schedule is like. 12 on 2 off is wild. WILD! And it exists. . . And I thought 6 on 1 off was bad 😩😩. Pediatric residents, are yall ok? #MedTwitter #medX

Conversations I overhear in the hospital: “we don’t want a [free] lunch. We want Botox” #mood #medx #medtwitter

Between my man and my dog, I will never go a night without cuddles. 🥰

Being condescending is passive aggressive and rude. Do not talk to people who are consulting you this way. We’re all adults. K thanks byeeeee

For those of you with hand dermatitis from hand washing who work in healthcare, what do you do?! 😫😫 I’m struggling here. Foam in and foam out of murdering my hands

At a party and see someone wearing short compression socks. And to that I say . . . Bravo 👏🏾 I will be wearing mine tomorrow on di road #carnival #health #medX

It always makes me feel bad to turn down respectful kind men who approach me. But. I’m happily taken 😌

I swear U.S. Postal Service is a scam organization! I ordered a package almost a month ago. It was supposed to arrive 6/12. Not here. I put in a missing mail search. Crickets. Then they give me an option for hold music. I say hip hop. It’s instrumentals. What is this?? #scam

If I had the option to NOT use U.S. Postal Service I would, but I can’t control who the company I purchase from uses.

I remember the days when nurses and doctors weren’t allowed to wear jewelry and have tattoos. I’m so glad things changed. Patients can relate better

I’ll never understand why people correct patients for saying “fungal acne”. You really think people are going to say malassezia folliculitis?! We expecting people to say myocardial infarction instead of heart attack too? C’mon. Cut people slack

Also last night was the worst night shit. I get off at 7. It’s 10:30. I just left the hospital. I have to be back at 7pm

I WANT TO GO HOME! that is all. Have a great day 🫠

ILBB. Forreal