Like bacterial pneumonia I’m starting by setting a lobar. #medtwitter #medpuns #iwokeuplikethis

If you’re a lyricist with hepatic encephalopathy you should start Riff a Mixin’ right away. #medtwitter #liver

What did the retiring cardiologist say on his last day to the first year fellow? — Keep aspirin’ . . #StriveForGreatness #medtwitter #CardioTwitter

If a neurologist is stopped up, we give him decussate (regardless of if it works). Stuart Brigham, MD, DABIM, CNA, BSc, High Sch grad #thingswedofornoreason

He’s going to be clopido-grilled about this at the next debate. #cardiotwitter #FeelTheBern #medtwitter

Something smells fishy about this study.

I’m statin to get a little nervous. washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/…

100 followers! Let’s decerebrate! 🎉

⁦#medtwitter #ghandi

OhmerGERD mer fervret sher!!

Talk about insensible losses 🤦🏻‍♂️

I hereby move that this much more woke region just distal to the cardia be named the Cardi B. #medtwitter #CardiB #endoscopy

How can the USMLE afford world famous Zoolander hand model, JP Prewitt, to pose for every post? Oh. Right. CS costs $1300.

If step 1 had been pass/fail I am 253% sure you would not know what these are.

1.) Of corpse we did 2.) It was deathly uncomfortable

This is what I call “Freshly Breu-d.” #MedTwitter #MedStudentTwitter #coffee #Covfefe