day 23 of Instagram telling me everyone's story is a cf story

the Western man will never experience the sensation of an odd, deep conversation with a random Arab cab driver at 2 am that ends with him offering you a cigarette and listening to George Wassouf in silence

child psychiatry is a lot like being a cowboy in the sense that ur constantly trying to wrangle the parents into whatever plan you have

all hot girls don't poop right and are supremely clumsy

why would anyone do coke when there's coke at home (alcohol + amphetamine)?

some random country on thursday

this is funniest text ive ever sent. i have peaked

i have joined the ranks of many americans by becoming Medicated™

ketchup is an ass condiment and is literally just tomatoes but worse in every possible way. there are bodily fluids that would be a better substitute

Protestor outside Maduro show trial is arrested live on air. The US is an oligarchic dictatorship.

living in the US is so anxiety inducing at all times. it feels like the dildo of consequences is inevitable, and all you're doing is trying to somewhat lube it up before it (literally) wrecks your ass

when the White Man™ says its cold........ run

the only thing better than a good haircut is a nap during that haircut

Israeli "settler" in occupied West Bank: If Palestinians are given equal rights, they'll also get the right to vote for parliament. Demographically, our country, which is a Jewish and democratic state, could then become a non-Jewish state one day. So democratically, it's

“Kid”

+ supporting an embargo put in place by the US against another EU member (spain) which needed a lot of german support to stay afloat lol

“Why do they hate us?” the Israeli pilot wonders as he bombs a hospital and a school and an apartment building and a UNESCO world heritage site

no victory/achievement comes without a hollowness to it

everything sucks and gloom is inexorable, but today i heard my patient's mom whisper to dad "he is so good" when we were wrapping up the appointment. doom and gloom postponed until further notice