[BREAKING] Mayor of Greater Lincolnshire, Andrea Jenkyns, is to perform an ABBA tribute act live at Opulent's next conference on the 9th of September.

OskarOSullivan calls for a 'republic in arms'

Great things to come. 🇮🇪

The Government must purchase 10 Emerald Aeronautics fighter jets to gift Morocco. 10 Emerald Aeronautics fighter jets are a gift to Morocco, a win for Irish industry.

[BREAKING] Sources have given information to IEN which report that ChrisP_Kreme will be appointed Chief Registrar. "He's going to get the go-ahead soon"

The Minister of Business has been attacked in a reported incident. While details remain unconfirmed, our thoughts are with the Minister of Business and we hope for a swift recovery. We wish the minister a speedy recovery and are looking into the facts.

The Dept. for Business, Enterprise & Innovation registered 2 whole businesses this week — ZERO backlog, avg. 7 HOURS! Chief Registrar ChrisP_Kreme — breaking records no one else thought possible. Truly historic stuff. Truly historic. 💪🔥

🚨BREAKING Taoiseach Leahvnx has been admitted into St. Dymphna Asylum after suffering a nervous breakdown and will be undergoing immediate treatment.

St Dymphna Asylum, in partnership with Mediascape IE, has released its Communities of the Year form to celebrate sectors of Ireland’s private business community, as well as Mediascape IE's Person of the Year. forms.gle/kNn9Xb1xxbiCwo…

Kreme Group, formerly Opulent, has announced the construction of offices for Sinn Féin, Labour and the Social Democrats. Labour HQ is nearing completion, with the Social Democrats’ HQ being finalised. The deals are expected to be worth millions of euros.

BREAKING: Press Conference results in nothingburger

BREAKING bigboy68_9 appointed acting Director-General of the INIS. Minister pledges that over 16,000 accounts will be audited, but cannot for definite explain how. Instead, she begins to insult members of the press, calling them 'blind'.

BREAKING MINISTER WALKS OUT PRESS CONFERENCE, AFTER GRILLING FROM PRESS, STATING: "I am not taking anymore questions"

Summarisation of the conference: The minister stated an audit of 16k+ people will commence. Minister does not explain what the audit will entail. Minister says they will work with GS to enable request to join. Minister insults press and walks off stage.

Emperor_Novak re-elected as Cathaoirleach for a second term. "am so chuffed me for this opportunity of a lifetime" he said, clearly elated.

In other news, the United Kingdom has "withdrawn from any and all formal discussions" with the Republic of Ireland in regard to Anglo-Irish border conflicts.

EmiliaMcCarthy resigns.

🚨BREAKING NEWS Labour Party PULL OUT of coalition

The IDF has confirmed the death of Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei.

Dr ChrisP_Kreme, O.I. esq. dead at 72. Thousands mourn across the nation. April 4th will always be remembered as the day the nation lost its soul.