Hi. An ethicist just told my med school class that REFUSING HEALTHCARE TO WOMEN DOESNT COUNT AS HARM because catholic hospitals do more good than harm

Finding out people you follow are actually TERFs is so disappointing. Like, how hard is it NOT to be a TERF?? Just don't be rude?

Shout out to the mechanic who gave me a 10% discount on my car after I started crying about how much debt med school debt I'm currently in...

Starting the second hour of watching sports clips and footage of airplanes in order to learn how to be a team member

The royal family rn: we aren't racist we are just colonizers and supporters of apartheid thats TOTALLY different guys lay off us

My BF: idk I just feel like all you do is med school and never spend any time with me lets have a movie night tomorrow also my BF: oh but this random dude in england wants to play warzone so nvm

I just unmuted in class to remind classmates to not make light of chronic illnesses. I got like 4 messages apologizing from people (who I wasn't referring to when I spoke). If you're saying stuff -IN MEDICAL SCHOOL- that you think could be considered 'making light' DONT SAY IT

The amount of time and effort wasted by my professors fighting bullshit vaccine/autism misinformation is stunning. They have to continually tell MED STUDENTS 'hey guys just so we are on the same page get your gd vaccines'

how am i supposed to learn to advocate for my patients when everyone in medicine assumes the worst of everyone else. for fuck's sake give people the benefit of the doubt

Whelp the senior resident i spoke to is now glaring at me everytime I see them so i'm super glad that advocating is going to tank my fucking evaluation

Pro tip: feeling nostalgic about someone from your past? Check if they follow Joe Rogan on twitter and watch that nostalgia EVAPORATE

I love that I'm trying to find information about religious delusions but American search engines just come back with "yup god is definitely talking to you that's normal jesus loves you and you should hear him in your head."

This is now a twitter for my favorite phrases found in charts. "A pleasant, but unfortunate lady"

Quote of the day from my dean: "it's almost like the Catholic church shouldn't be in the healthcare business"

Shout out to North American Interfraternity Conference members for helping me get every board question on cocaine use right! Hope you all are doing well manipulating the stock market these days!

Direct quote from my resident to the attending, "yo, [patient] is psychotic as fuck" Amazing sign out 10/10