he’s a fucking trumpet i love him

The one who’s in love always wins !!

My wife isn’t on dating apps my wife will be at the IMAX dune triple feature

Polar Bowler (2004)

sometimes viewing an instagram story can have the same effect as a gunshot to the chest.

oh good, its on prime. that means i can have it delivered before the siege tomorrow

A new study has identified 'post game depression' as the sadness players feel after finishing a video game It was revealed the effect is particularly strong after completing an RPG

read this every time you feel shy talking to new people

anytime they had dialogue together it was diva on diva crime

She wants a knight in shining armor but im just a chud in polyester

Grown man casting spells. Pick up the broadsword lil bro

I got like 3 weeks left of uni then that's it for the rest of my life bro

my squire wanted to ask if it was okay for your squire to sleep over tonight

i have the sex appeal of tung tung tung sahur

im a social vampire like u gotta invite me into ur conversation or i cannot enter

It's time to set the record straight. #TheVampireLestat debuts June 7 on AMC and AMC+.

Got a rim job on the plane. Call it Skyrim.

Turning on do not disturb to work. Then check my phone after an hour, only to see absolutely zero notifications