nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

Anakin: …is it possible to learn this power? Palpatine: *grins* not from a Jedi. Which is why I use SkillShare. SkillShare is an online learning community where you can learn—and teach—just about anything. Get two months of Skillshare Premium for free with coupon code "SHEEV"

pearl in a huge fucking orange jacket and jorts

Yu-Gi-Oh honestly has the most insane cultural footprint ever because what do you mean the crossroads meme comes from this show

Bro has the most Punch Out first match name ever

Damn he parried your shit too?

Like, what does a vtuber even DO with creator merch with their persona's name on it? It's not like you can wear it in public or anything.

first ever recorded instance of a sinking ship fleeing onto a rat

At this point I'm waiting for someone to unironically say "communism is a tool of fascism" or some shit. (because it's used to divide their opponents, further entrenching the fascist arm of the Republican party, right? RIGHT?)

Everyone's talking about "Trump's plans" and shit, while the dude couldn't plan his way out of a paper bag. I'm still waiting for him to try and deport Native Americans.

"sixty four of god's own megabytes" is a top-ten phrase, for me

oh wow anyways check this out

Go Mariners.

THEY'RE SINGING THE PILLARS 2 SEA SHANTIES I MUST JOIN THEM 🥹

Scientists have successfully cloned Elvis. Despite not using actual Elvis DNA, he looks and acts exactly like how Elvis probably did. From a phenotypical perspective, they're the same person.

“oblivion doesn’t do anything new, it’s just lotr fanfiction” oh, ok “in more interesting tes instalments it’s implied that nirn’s creation began with music” oh haha I’ve got really bad news

disney adults suck but i have a level of respect for muppet adults. i get it

I’m making this from my phone and I normally stick to Dawgs, but obligatory:

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.