*Bowser currently has them on. Even a dad can only endure so much.*

[SHOVES HIS FACE INTO A PILLOW SO HIS EARS DON'T BLEED.]

@KoopalingWendy hoLY KOOPA SHELLS WILL YOU ///GETTTTT OFFFFFF//// MY PILLOW YOU DON'T SEE PUTTING MY CLAWS NEAR YOUR DUMB TACKY JEWELRY

@KoopalingWendy If I say yes will it get you off my pillow If I say no will it GET YOU OFF MY PILLOW

@KoopalingWendy WOW, WENDY. IT'S LIKE THAT'S ALL YOU CARE ABOUT OR SOMETHING OFF OFFOFFOFFOFFOFFOFFOFFOFFOFFOFFOFFOFFOFFOFFOFFOFFOFFOFF

@KoopalingWendy YEAH WELL, YOU WEREN'T THE ONLY ONE, OKAY.... THE POINT IS, NOW YOU KNOW CAN YOU GET OFF PLEASE

@KoopalingWendy OH NO, I'M SO HURT AND OFFENDED YOU STOPPED BEING MY SISTER THE MOMENT YOU BROKE MY RAY GUN

@KoopalingWendy GOOD LAST TIME I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE I FELT MY SPINE CAVING IN

@KoopalingWendy YEAH BYE DON'T STINK UP MY ROOM EVER AGAIN

I'M GONNA CLEAR CLASSIC MODE SO FAST JUST YOU WATCH

And maybe then I can get a sample of that weird black gunk that makes up master hand~!

I AMMMMMMM ALLLlLllLlLLLIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiVVEEEEEE

Everyone's asleep, huh

That's fine, at least I care. Me. The most important person here.

HOW ABOUT YOU PEOPLE STOP, I AM NOT AVAILABLE. MY ONLY LOVE IS SCIENCE. AND SHE TAKES UP ALL OF MY TIME.

[SCREAMS]

It's been so long since i've seen the sun.

[SWINGS AT @MiracleOfFlight WITH A RUSTY PIPE]

That was REALLY fun. What a good samaritan.