"Twitter stop recommending me awful posts when I don't post for 24 hours" challenge

Totally just convinced Ventrus to give me some of his credits from GAMBLING to get new weapons for the Seraphim This baby is gonna rip holes in fucking STARS by the time I'm done with it 😈

To the person who keeps airdropping pictures to my retina display: I know who you are and go fuck yourself. I will FIND you

Ventrus the type to buy a prebuilt PC

Unfair that Ventrus goes out to have a fun time and gets hit on by half the Citadel because of his mind magic party tricks but *I* go out alone and people either get scared of the metal face or ask me about something called a "Cyberpunk cosplay" which I assume is human nonsense

He had two (2) shots of tequila

I’m an engineer and a pilot with a dick slit Call that my cockpit

He gonna end up dating a quarian, I FEEL IT in my bones (the ones that are both real and artificial)

Cicero and I put Ventrus on a dating website to try and find him some potential mates and there's just a LOTTA scummy people on there. And criminals. And bots. And random humans with interests stated specifically as "Anything but other humans"

He's mad cause he's stuck in a rut with no bitches, meanwhile I drained myself into his brother's slit and now the ship smells like Diogenes pheromones

Fun Fact: Ventrus starts his rut cycle on the 13th of every month

I put hormone chems in his booze all night to make his rut even worse, who wants to volunteer and help the birthday boy knock it out HARD tonight

Oh so when Ventrus says he's in a rut, it's "Oh you poor thing, let me help you take care of that!" But when *I* start my cycle, apparently it's "not okay" and "extremely offensive" to start asking people if I can breed them in front of my bondmate. Double standards 🙄

Blackmailing Ventrus ever since April Fools because I found his personal logs and that boy a FREAK off public accounts

That's craaazy Anyway did you guys know that he keeps his nudes saved on his terminal and that I have the ability to send them anywhere, whether it be the worst message ever to his own brother or the best message ever to one of the apparent many people on here who wanna fuck him

My rut has been taken care of, I am several thousand credits richer, and I get to enjoy the next week on vacation. I had a good night 🙏

// TENTATIVELY opening up the possibility of actual RPs on both this account and the Aurelius account to mutuals and/or people I just talk to regularly but don’t follow the RP accounts of SFW and NSFW both fine but I will be judging you with the authority of god

Oh so the Spectre can do whatever he wants but if *I* maybe kinda sorta set off an explosion in the Presidium while testing black market parts, that makes ME a bad guy and "public safety risk"?? Double standards