“ how hard? “

“ on? “

“ well... i’m not, fuck you. “

secretly excited beyond belief. “ (yes! ) take it easy, please? “

“ ...shit. “

she ( begrudgingly ) got on all fours, waving her ass around.

“ you’re so lucky i can’t make a joke with your name. “

“ bi-ya. “

“ hey, i’m the most sexually accepting person here! i like dick, tentacles, fingers, pussy— you name it! “

“ that 𝘪𝘴 included in dick, yes. “

“ i’m sure it isn’t. but damn dude, tentacles are good. anyways. “

the vault hunter grit her teeth, that fat ass of hers jiggling from the impact. “ i thought you were gonna spank me! “

“ i meant, it’s not— “ grunt. “ hard enough to be a spank! “

// all i want is a cute futa to use my mouth 😔

“ no. “

“ ...no. we’re eloping. “

𝙮𝙤𝙠𝙤 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙣𝙚𝙧, 𝙜𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙣’𝙨 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙣𝙞𝙥𝙚𝙧. 𝙣𝙨𝙛𝙬. 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙤 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙬.

“ ew. “