Anyone who didn’t get a ticket......enjoy boardmasters you pan heads x

Well bugger me I didn’t get a ticket...the whole festival is down the drain M.E x

When your #wildside Derbyshire Wildlife Trust festival plans get cancelled due to rain, you look forward to the next one: #Glastonbury2019 and buy disco shoes for the #recyclers pre-festival party with Michael Eavis 😃 from DWT charity shop 👍🏼

It’s that time of year again. If you ain’t got a ticket, enjoy pretending that Reading&Leeds is the place to be

5G

Glad that’s over for another year. Bloody knackered

Might have to ban Chris Martin. Multiple guest appearances, yet I specifically told him ‘no’ this year. Greedy little man

Woken up from post Glasto nap to find all my bleeding tweets have been deleted. Disgusting. I’ll tell you who bleedin did it. It’s either Chris ‘Panhead’ Martin,Wetherspoons crook Tim Martin (same name coincidence) or the bloody 5G police. OR the lot together wouldnt surprise me

Tickets for Glastonbury 2020 have now Sold Out. Thank you to everyone who bought one, and sorry to those who missed out. There will be a ticket resale in April - plus we'll be announcing details of a special ballot for the sale of 50 pairs of tickets in the coming days.

Hang on.....forget tickets went up yesterday?? Guess I ain’t going

Bristol. Rough Trade. Today. Be there or be Square.

Labour.

Tories = No more Glasto Simple enough? #CorbynHadAFarmEEIIEEIOoo

Glastonbury will still happen. Coroner or no coroner. The festival stops only when I say so. ME x

Happy new year from the farm M.E

'Oot yer nut at T' is a load of flipping muck! If you wanted to see real madness you should of been at Glastonberry 1971! Steaming! M.E x

No wonder folk are going Spain for festivals , UK festival scene gone down hill in my absence. It’s my fault I’ve left a power void and folk are getting all worked up trying to make the best festival. Forgetting to focus on what matters. Milk and uk bands.

Right then little Twitter people. Me and Emily keep arguing about who we should book for my world famous Glastonberry festival next year so I'm gonna do a good old fashioned poll. Here are your options for the first headliner....