"I'll build a bridge or something... ...BECAUSE I GET THINGS DONE." [BOWSER] >Semi-Lit writer. >Mostly serious. >SMB, SSBU, all that. >Mostly SFW. [More in the thread below.]

"𝐼'𝓂 𝓈𝑜𝓇𝓇𝓎. 𝐵𝓊𝓉 𝒸𝒶𝓃'𝓉 𝒶 𝑔𝑜𝒹𝒹𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓉𝓁𝑒 𝒻𝓊𝓃?" An independent portrayal of Palutena from the Kid Icarus: Uprising game. 『 ♡ + ↻ ? 』

//she is here :D

"well... this is a surprise. welcome back, bowser junior."

//omg TEZ IS BACK LES GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

"well, i wouldn't say that. but i will say that it was perhaps just a bit duller without you around."

"you can if you want. that's entirely up to you. however, i'm sure there's a lot more people that would be sad if you left again... your father, for example."

"i would miss you too, yes. never said i wouldn't. truth be told, you and your father's antics are fun to watch."

"i care about all my friends, you included. i just don't often show it. i'm also VERY blunt when it comes to pointing out my friends' faults. for that, i apologize."

//as of recently im making my ashley more friendly cause i feel like she's been too mean but dw, those villain roasts are still a thing. mainly because i love doing them.

sighs. points her wand at the bunny. "hocus minius." POOF! the rabbit is now tiny. she continues munching on her candy, sharing it with red. "...you know, i would've shared had you just asked."

ivy. do you have a dcath wish or something?

as your friend, i HAVE to revive you when you fall. it takes a LOT of energy to do a revival spell and you're NOT dying on me. understand?

yes i do. do you know how hard it is as a city-wide feared witch to make friends? it's harder then you think.

//not sure if i ever mentioned this before, but i feel like ive made my ashley too mean over the years so ive started making her nicer.

...do you want me to turn those bullies into spoons?

a revival spell takes a LOT of energy and power to cast... unfortunately, i probably wouldn't be alive after casting one. i intend to fix that little hurdle someday.