My 4 yo old is playing with Elefun .... screams like a nut and runs away each time a butterfly flies out .... hmm, might need to explain it again, nah this is too funny

8, soon to 9’s birthday is Wednesday, friend party was to be on Sunday .... had to tell her tonight due to covid-19 we have to postpone her party .... damn you covid-19

Putting up shelves, pretty easy right, instructions have different length pipes than provided .... now throw in uneven ceilings = going cross-eyed for the win

On the first full day of John Deere using non-union workers to attempt to replace UAW members on the factory floor… didn’t even make it til 8am without a 911 call.

Check this out. The green is what workers who were hired before 1997 made at Deere *in 2012*. The white is what Deere is offering workers who hired after 1997 — *in 2021*. “CIPP 6” is the standard assembler rate. That’s a 6 cent raise compared to 9 years ago.

Here’s a full report from one of the salary workers forced to work on the inside at John Deere during the strike. “The strike is a disaster for [Deere], costing them time, money, engineering resources, and employee goodwill.”

I think Twitter should make the balloons an everyday type of thing, not just on your birthday

When did “nose closed” become the new “not me”?

I’m tired of the “where was all the my body, my choice people when they were forcing Covid shots on us” argument people 1. Did I miss the part when they were forcing the shots on us 2.You were giving a choice to have one … you just took our choice away

what kind of shithole American gets triggered by pronouns. grow the fuck up

Keyboard warriors unite! Attack! Whatever guys