Made the bold choice to fly in jeans. Bad move? Time will tell.

Oops hate to report I took a tech-free candlelit bath last night, woke up and didn’t scroll on my phone, went to a lovely yoga class this morning, and I feel 110% better.

The pollen is pollening

Our queen mother Miley has no lip syncing practice and that makes her music videos a lil jarring. She’s so bad at fake singing and I love her for it.

Calling the telehealth doctor in my bed makes me feel like a sick Victorian woman whose doctor came to her bedside

How do I turn the sepia tone filter off

Before Elon, Twitter was unmatched for major breaking news by any outlet on Earth. Updates from locals were up to the second. Journalists and policy experts were verified and their insights were boosted by the algorithm to maximize their audience. Network news chased Twitter. 1/

Not crying!

Therapy: expensive Blasting Bill Withers’ greatest hits: free

What’s your favorite movie and why is it Ratatouille?

MILEY WE LUV U

Happy 30th bday to me 😭😭😭😭

(Hot take?) the new Newark terminal A is for the birds

Police knocked on the wrong door in the middle of the night at the Mississippi home of Ismael Lopez. When he opened the door, his dog ran out. They shot and killed it. He was holding a rifle. They told him to put it down. He turned around to put it down and they shot him

i know this isnt the point of this post at all but this is what i will show people when i want to explain why film looks so much better than digital

Do you think the airline is going to make me check my bags under my eyes

Need to see them in a staring contest

A pivotal moment in the psychopharmacology field! hmpgloballearningnetwork.com/site/pcn/news/…

Idk if this thing is still on, but I’m now on Blue Sky: bsky.app/profile/meagth…