“This could’ve been an email”

Today is the day that Joe Biden decided to stop texting me.

a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 — 𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛 — a state of being in which you are employed and healthy during a pandemic but you're also tired and depressed and feel like trash all the time

i would eat every single meal out of a bowl if i could plates are extremely overrated and that’s my opinion!!

Not the CDC that’s for sure

I just keep watching this over and over and over...

Serious question: If masks and social distancing don’t work, then what the hell happened to the flu?

I've found it, the perfect explanation of NFTs

I came up with my passwords when I was nine and never looked back

I'm back from a week at my mom's house and now I'm getting ads for her toothpaste brand, the brand I've been putting in my mouth for a week. We never talked about this brand or googled it or anything like that. As a privacy tech worker, let me explain why this is happening. 🧵

#BPD is shutting down Gloucester and Boylston to car traffic but Cops told us that we are safe on the street and that it’s over.

but I used a paper straw

Elder Millennials, be warned, you’ll probably watch this 10 times

They say you have to set your clocks back on Sunday but I’m going to do my own research.

my therapist: be kinder to yourself! my brain: yeah be kinder to yourself you fucking idiot

Just had a call with someone on Forbes 30 under 30 list and came away really impressed. He shared with me how he made VP at a top tech company before age 30: 1. 4:30 AM wakeup 2. Cold showers 3. Gratitude journal 4. Meditate 5. Dad owns tech company