I do not

Tracking number isn’t enough, I need to be on the delivery drivers private story.

me when I’m 75: is he in our grade

my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is

me after watching episode 11x21 of grey’s anatomy

We used to pay real money for ringtones and now if my phone makes a noise it ruins my day

When gas was $1.65 I used to drive around to “clear my mind” .. now!? These thoughts living with me.

We need the old sun back this new one taking his job too serious

My budget for July is $20.

if we found 20 million together, wyd with your $4? 🤔

she's 10 because she reads books

Alcohol is cool but have you ever had someone really care about you? Me neither pass the bottle

united states mcflurry machine 🤝 not working for the people

I mean I’ll admit it if I’m standing next to you and you are on your phone I WILL be reading over your shoulder. Share with the rest of the class please

Y’all know that 95% of all archeologists are women ? It’s bc they are great at digging up the past