niggas from out of state do not think abt Massachusetts

Like or retweet if you’re on prescription medications or have played video games or don’t believe in God, and yet have somehow managed not to shoot anyone.

Not the Pocket demogorgussy…

take me to

Ted Cruz wants every school in America to operate w/ a single point of entry every day. Well, the NRA & Secret Service couldn’t do it for *one* afternoon to protect Trump. A friend and I walked in an unlocked side door — no screening — past an officer and into reserved seating.

There hasn’t been a single twitter friendship thats lasted longer than 16 years

Can confirm this is fake news

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The apricot compote has been allowed to cool.

The cherry pie has a tender texture.

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