So this old woman complimented me saying that I speak very good German. But all I said to her was Guten Morgen (Good Morning) :|

Normal everyday conversations these days: "Since when are you living in Germany?" "Since February" "Yes but which year?" "This year" "THIS YEAR?! You speak very good German already!" "Thank you, I guess" But inner me saying: jaani gaand phatti parri hai tou majboori mein seekh li

Had the best dream of my life seeing a perfect life being spent with crush. But then woke up to realise it was just a dream. 😭

Just received shocking news that Indian Navy has reached Lahore seaport

Qayamat is near I'm telling you. Yeh din aa gaye hain jab German loag mujh se poochnay lagg gaye hain ke what are certain German words called in English.

Bc what kind of country is this. What did I even do wtf

Living in Germany for 1 year now has only taught me to be an asshole to people who are being an asshole to me. Which ngl is a good skill to have. Always used to be this well-behaved, good person back in Pakistan lol

So this manager told me he's giving me a Kündigung (notice of termination) because I was not fit for the field of gastronomy. (I know it was just christmas seasonal work) Because I knew my job was done and I knew his English was very bad, I switched to English lol

No place like home.

I've gotten so used to pressing a button on my phone to use Google and translating all German text into English that today I accidentally even did that with an Urdu text. Astaghfirullah what did I do

Yesterday I was at the Carnival in Cologne when this dude asked me where I was from. When I told him Pakistan, he replied that Germany is already full. I told him that I agree, and that he should move to France. 😁

Yeh Trump ki gaand mein hamesha khujlee kyun rehti hai?

Bhai ne Trump ki gaand ki khujlee dur kar di. Talent

O dayum nothing beats the feeling staring into the eyes of your crush while talking

Maybe in another life, we wouldn't have to leave home in search of a better life.

"Masjid dha de, mandir dha de, dha de jo kuch dhainda ay, par kisi da dil na dhanwin. Rab dilaan vich rehnda ay."

T minus 3 years and 8 months