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@mdzzz

DevOps Engineer @ibm

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So this old woman complimented me saying that I speak very good German. But all I said to her was Guten Morgen (Good Morning) :|

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Normal everyday conversations these days: "Since when are you living in Germany?" "Since February" "Yes but which year?" "This year" "THIS YEAR?! You speak very good German already!" "Thank you, I guess" But inner me saying: jaani gaand phatti parri hai tou majboori mein seekh li

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Had the best dream of my life seeing a perfect life being spent with crush. But then woke up to realise it was just a dream. 😭

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Qayamat is near I'm telling you. Yeh din aa gaye hain jab German loag mujh se poochnay lagg gaye hain ke what are certain German words called in English.

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Living in Germany for 1 year now has only taught me to be an asshole to people who are being an asshole to me. Which ngl is a good skill to have. Always used to be this well-behaved, good person back in Pakistan lol

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So this manager told me he's giving me a Kündigung (notice of termination) because I was not fit for the field of gastronomy. (I know it was just christmas seasonal work) Because I knew my job was done and I knew his English was very bad, I switched to English lol

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I've gotten so used to pressing a button on my phone to use Google and translating all German text into English that today I accidentally even did that with an Urdu text. Astaghfirullah what did I do

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Yesterday I was at the Carnival in Cologne when this dude asked me where I was from. When I told him Pakistan, he replied that Germany is already full. I told him that I agree, and that he should move to France. 😁

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"Masjid dha de, mandir dha de, dha de jo kuch dhainda ay, par kisi da dil na dhanwin. Rab dilaan vich rehnda ay."