It doesnt sit right with me that we dont have another name for when your cousin has a baby. Like who is that to me? Also my cousin? No he's not

Pretty disappointed in how Jimmy Butler played tonight. Sign me up for the Butler, Kuminga S&T, Podz, and picks trade for Giannis.

I never wanna see Podziemski in a warriors jersey ever again

The most valuable NBA player of all time.

Might be an undefeated season

If my name was Robert I’d rather go by “Rob” than “Bob”

I need an AI agent that will go through my personal email and clean up all spam emails and unsubscribe

U-Haul needs AI agents to auto approve truck rentals. This is taking too long

Last weekend I told you to HAMMER beers like Modelo Miller Lite Blue Moon All 3 of which got me wildly drunk. Here’s 3 beers you NEED to be drinking this weekend 🧵

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

WHO TF IS THIS GUY????

New York smells awful this morning

Wake up and immediately look at small screen before clocking 8 hours behind medium screen. Take a few breaks to check in on small screen. Go home and spend a few hours staring at big screen to wind down before getting into bed and looking at small screen. Living the dream.

Ian Hartitz Ari Meirov Streameast is the new Chipotle. Helluva run, still limping along, but will never be the same

One day I hope I’m a partner at a VC

One of the greatest tweets of all time

They are coddling their 3rd round kicker the way they refused to coddle the qb they traded 3 1s for and took in the top 5. This is bizarre.

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

The AI bots are waking up

They need to retrain every chipotle employee on how to wrap burritos