those two high ass uncles at the function

The best rom com of all time stars a man who is only 5’7” and has never had abs once in his life so

What the helllllllllll. I’m gonna throw myself off a cliff.

“i would peel oranges for you” but would you watch the lord of the rings extended editions back to back with me?

His laugh could fix me if I heard it in person, I stg

I hate that I can’t just smash my head into a wall in public

this is how I expect him to react when I show him my boobs

I need a seaside vacation

President Donald J. Trump For people who need more clarity, here is a pie chart for you.

I hope Hozier is having a great day with his bees.

Sometimes I’m like “aw being married would be nice,” and then I see this and go? “Actually…”

hozier please come back youve been gone for so long the kids are making up stories about you and hot dogs

there are many uncertainties in this lifetime, but i do know this with all my fucking goddamn heart: Jesus - the man who was executed by an occupying force for rallying the masses - would always, ALWAYS, side with the colonized and the oppressed. FREE. PALESTINE. 🇵🇸

I’m in a Hozier discord and some Zionist asshole tried to spread that shit today since it’s Holocaust Remembrance Day. It was shut down at lightning speed by members (me included) just spitting facts. So much so, she left the discord and honestly, GOOD.

Down bad 😭

REAL.

Me looking at that deluxe track list

He’s SOOOOOOO funny. HAHAH u little jerk 😂