Cranberry in a can, blob style, is the best and most respectable cranberry dish for Thanksgiving. Your cranberry chutneys and other culinary hijinks involving whole cranberries are inferior to blob cranberry in a can. This is an official decree.

Omg, that Whittington play is INSANE!!

"I have no idea what they analyzed." Anyone who's ever had an MRI can tell you that they're not fun, and that you are left in no doubt about why you're getting one. If any other POTUS said this, it would be 25A time

Mariners fans, it’s time for a bit of an intervention. We care. You’re not okay right now.

Shane Beamer after learning of Elko’s extension:

“For my friends, anything. For everyone else, the law.” Think about the message this sends.

Ugh, LaNorris…wyd.

We are aware of the incident in the NE tunnel involving a DPS trooper. He has been relieved of his game day assignment.

Yeah, not surprising in the least. What a jerk.

Bryce…woof

Okay. Mendoza or Simpson paired with Makai Lemon. That’ll play.

That a Trump supporter actually called in to ask this question is shocking. These ppl are more fucked up than I ever imagined.

Lol, Josh Allen

Myles Garrett is insane. Makes the job Olu and Membou did on him all the more impressive.

His agent isn’t working this hard for him. I actually respect it.

"fuck grandma" is a hell of a message from Republicans to close the year

No executive. No college president. No csuite leader. No industry leader could ever talk like this. Ever. And still hold his job.

What would the consequences be in a company boardroom? A university? A church? A pro sports team? In any organization?