We think college kids drink a lot of coffee but have you seen adults in the working world?! I’m outta my league.

People who don’t bring you joy don’t deserve to be part of your life.

The level of excitement @Luke_Duwel and I had about finally getting to play Rock Band 4 is slightly alarming.

No I don’t have two black eyes.. I’m just real bad at that whole sleep thing.

Commercial: Do you know where your children are? My Mom: Well I’d put money on Mitch playing rock band.

when the tailgate starts early

I ate a spoonful of gravy tonight for $2... so that’s where my life’s at.

Since I couldn’t spend Thanksgiving with my family, my mom waited until I had a break in finals and invited me home for a full Thanksgiving meal. She also packed a ton of food for me to take back with me. Bless that woman. ❤️

The doctor downplayed how painful this collapsed rib cartilage would be. I can’t laugh, cough, take a deep breath, or sleep half the time. Is this just a preview of what life after college is?

If you have a sub in a single apartment and keep your bass up all hours of the day you’re a terrible person. Fastest way to have your neighbors absolutely hate you.

It bothers me when people post a picture of them preparing food but not the finished product. Was it delicious, was it terrible, did you give up halfway through and order pizza?? Inquiring minds want to know.

I’ve hit the level of sick where I’m willing to shove a medicated q-tip up my nose in an attempt to feel better... life’s fun currently.

When all your friends say no about someone, it’s a no.

Sippin that vodka cause you ain’t my cup of tea.

I’ve started working out again, eating healthier, and drinking a lot more water and I think it’s causing my body to go into shock. It’s gotten used to excessive amounts of alcohol, no sleep, and an unhealthy amount of pizza.

Everyone knows the mini shopping carts are better than the big ones.

All my friends are finishing their final projects and it makes me so proud yet so sad because of the realization that our time in Bloomington together is coming to an end.

In my 3 and a half years of college, the biggest lesson I learned was if you say, “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.” WRITE IT DOWN. You won’t remember and you’ll be kicking yourself when you don’t.