Degenerate males...... Stop trying to flirt with shitty fast food puns, they suck.

This job is taking a toll on my soul, I haven’t seen sunlight in months

Angie came home with Burger King so of course, Angie went missing! No coloration to Tenko..

Burger Queen............. So much better than Burger KING... But, not as great as the best deals you get here at McDonalds..!.. Maki’s right, we’re fucked.

Please stop threatening to seesaw Tenko, Tenko just wants to do her job.

One day, these burgers are gonna be 100% Kokichi instead, I swear to fuck.

Nekomaru, please stop trying to order 47+ chicken nuggets if you can’t pay. It’s tiring, Maki and I are done with your shit.

... Fuck this shit, I quit. Maki, you’re on your own...

Okay... I lied, uh. McDonalds is, great..! nowherethefuckisthekelp

Ma’am, stop. Please, look, Kokichi is not your uwu rat son, he’s not a good p- He’s not your gay soft boi!! Just order y- MA’AM!!

I would like to formally announce that Sans, Maki and I are not Fangans. Fangans are stinky little shits and we are not. Also we’re better than you, and no one stans Tengan! Fuck It. Tengan Phone.

i am the one that makes terezi loco. welcome to mcdonalds.

our chicken nuggets are made from 100% @elbamoment

Happy Halloween, don’t sprout your drinks in our face. Please do, actually. I’m only here for my coworker. #McWeen #FireMe

She!

change da world my final message goodybe