Gonna be at McDonald's during this hurricane I gotta have an infinite burger supply

Think 2 people are into me and that's just crazy

Mf called me an alcoholic, thought his mom was good enough example of one but ig not cause I'm obviously not one. lmao

Man fuck my last tweet depression a bitch

How TF do I respond to this

my discord status is still "tubby as mf" completely forgot about that shit.

Was texting this girl about our sleep schedule and she said her body was a mystery you have no idea how badly I wanted to say "can me and the mystery gang come investigate that mystery"

Seeing a friend in shambles because they've been stabbed in the back by their friends and being unable to do/say anything about it is one of the worst feelings. I wish I could say something but I'm so horrible with words in situations like these.

Idk how but in algebra I was answering the wrong question but still got the right answer

Rise 😤 and 😤 Grind 😤💪

Don't forget to listen to this a few times today youtu.be/P_3-rsghHbs

tbh my wife has no idea I did this. She hasn’t even activated her phone yet. it is not a gesture of our undying love, it’s a fucking sim tray.

The internet is being made into such a dumb overly safe place, all the kids growing up with this internet era are gonna be the most sensitive suppressed people that have no idea what the real world is like

The girl was 17 Carson 19 y'all gotta stfu and mind y'alls bussiness