Stefon and Nick Cannon are the poster children of why men need birth control more than women.

It’s cute when people are like “it’s already the new year in Australia!” but everyone knows it’s not really the new year until Andy Cohen has blacked out in the greatest city in the world

I heard fireworks yesterday and automatically assumed Erika Kirk was grieving somewhere nearby. But it was thankfully just New Year’s Day.

They gonna have moments of silence at NFL games this weekend or do they just do that for podcasters?

Slavery was legal. Segregation was legal. Never use legality as a guide to morality.

Guns are liberal now, let’s fucking go.

i love when bad things happen to bad people

She’s really the biggest loser on the planet 😭

Funny how most restaurants are full of male chefs, but at home it's magically a woman's duty. Basically, when it's an unpaid job, it's 'for women.' When it's profitable, suddenly it's a 'man's passion.'

20 years for a Call Her Daddy interview

holy shit it genuinely looks like they struck gold twice

Driving to my 9-to-5 job while drug dealers and 8-year-old YouTubers buy their third property.

You know how ridiculous of a lie you have to tell for Trump to break character? lmaoo

When i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7 pm

requesting PTO at work is so embarrassing. "hi boss permission to enjoy my life for 3 days?"

The air traffic controller cleared the fire truck onto the runway. Seconds later, the same controller screamed “stop, stop, stop.” The plane was doing 93 to 105 mph. Both pilots are dead. Everyone will frame this as controller error. One controller was simultaneously managing a

Putting things into perspective like this should be enough to make people revolt

imagine your husband gets shot in the neck and half a year later you see druski dressing up as you

It’s always been a movement of dorks and weirdos…

Sorry I just watched this completely through as though I was viewing it for the first time and I don’t think anything in television history will ever come close to this…a chill went down my spine seeing Kyle run out the door. Put it on loop at the Whitney museum