can you tweet more so i can like them please

Playing muppets clue and miss piggy's dad keeps referring to Kermit as "this guy"

This is my son

Strangest Thing was me chasing you and not the bag

Your mission, Pirouline delivery driver, should you choose to accept it, is to make sure every one of these fuckers is shattered before the can hits store shelves.

Adventures of Sonic CD

In my "just a girl washing her jars" era

Do ya think butter like its fridge penthouse or is it guilty about not being more class-conscious with the other fridge items

In the Miami court house splitting wood. I have never drilled a pilot hole in my life

quiz couldn't have been that bad little bro the semester only just started

I don’t wanna post hopeslop but I feel like the era of business running a train on consumers without having to actually deliver value might be ending soon

Just got promoted to the chairman of the Brick Township Pain and Suffering Committee

To celebrate Marathon's Server Slam, we're giving away a copy of Marathon for ANY platform! How to enter: - Like - Repost - Follow - For an extra entry, Comment your favorite Runner Shell Winner picked on Feb 26th! #marathonthegame

Working for Lockheed is probably less evil than working for meta

Guys, we can keep Smiling Friends alive by making people smile every day. It’s what Mr. Boss would want.