When your Mums on the phone to relatives and tells them you want to talk to them...

I have ordered a camping heater. I refuse to be ashamed.

This woman's funny, feminist cartoons are the best thing you will see today i100.io/kOEwVbZ

Finally, my egg-salad-to-bread ratio nightmare can end. And in such a delicious way. Mmmmmmm....

Lazy day on Shell Beach, but missing the rarefied intellectual discourse of @ginandting, DrewCreativeStudios and @DeputyOgier

Tories are so desperate to show economy is improving that they've included drug dealing and prostitution in figures. Backhanders next?

E M Delafield's collected Provincial Lady diaries on Kindle must be the best 77p I ever spent. Literary equivalent of massive slice of cake.

Our letter to the Daily Express has been shared almost 1000 times. Keep on sharing. Refugee Council 🧡 British Red Cross 🧡

Having endured a botched delivery courtesy of MSG & midwives who lied when I complained, relieved at incompetence coming to light #MSGnext

Off to the beach for a Hallowe'en swim. In your FACE, autumn!

Friday night / Saturday morning...

My Talking Angela Gameplay Video is so cool! kamcord.com/v/zGxczvZxHxl/

Such a relief to get rid of all that unhealthy Christmas food now that it's New Year. I'm on two bags of chocolate Mini Eggs a day now.

.Fox News this is a typical Birmingham street corner. Mental. #foxnewsfacts

7 on #crossyroad. My crossyroad.com

Love that Tim Peake is paying tribute to Bowie from space, hope the Starman is enjoying that...

There's only one thing worse than being talked about:-)

If you fib about being 'sorry you missed me' when I was 3 feet from the door, I'm hardly going to trust you with my girls' education #gsy16

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