me and who

I've accepted that if I'm wearing more than one layer, I might as well always wear a v-neck as the base layer or less, because why not show off my clavicles if they happen to peek out?

me and me is the correct answer, thank you for voting

going to suggest this for a first date

much of the time when people stereotype you to your face, they are trying to connect with you. they are just really, really bad at it, don't want to change their mind, and will feel assaulted if you ask them to. not sure what to do with this, but I think it's true.

she can't keep roasting me like this on valentines day (describing herself but I feel the same way and seeing it verbalized is terrifying)

me and the boyz Only fuck with the Finest Berries™️

this has happened to me so many times, and it's one of the only ways I learn effectively

wheelhouse? my house doesn't have wheels, thank you

very simple, it's "you make me feel so safe"

this seal is a fucking liar

Autocomplete is always poetry

it must have especially sucked to get PTSD before words existed

biggest insult you can give somebody is to become their #1 biggest fan and then stop believing in them

your favorite doesn’t have to be special in a way someone else would understand

can anyone recommend a 'self'? for someone just starting to get into 'no self'?

when I grow up I want to participate in the economy

anyone who says anything but funny bone has no love left in them and should whither into a kale smoothie

Computer, generate a sentient copy of this guy and step on his simulated nutsack for 10,000 years of subjective time *computer fan gets a little louder*