When the Avengers realize you just a pretender 😭

Retweet to crush a Dallas fan’s soul.

Six seconds into the NFL season:

And the truth shall set you free

Crawford hit Canelo so fuckin hard, Canelo turned like someone called his name in the crowd Then looked at Bud like damn dawg why u hit me like that lmaoooooo

I was about to tweet the Eagles' PFF grades from yesterday, but their top-graded player was John Metchie, and their third-highest graded player was Matt Pryor (who graded out 28.1 points higher than Fred Johnson). That's so hilariously awful that it doesn't even warrant

⚾️ PHILLIES PLAYOFF GIVEAWAY ⚾️ It’s officially Red October & the tradition is back! When the Phils beat the Dodgers tonight, someone will win a jersey of their choice! 1) Like & Retweet 2) Follow Josh Reynolds Winner selected tomorrow night! Go Phils! ***IMPORTANT***

⚾️ PHILLIES PLAYOFF GIVEAWAY ⚾️ Need some good vibes DESPERATELY! Let’s do another giveaway! When the Phils beat the Dodgers tonight, someone will win a jersey of their choice! 1) Like & Retweet 2) Follow Josh Reynolds Winner selected tomorrow night! Go Phils!

your dad to a random concession stand employee last year:

What a masterful call by Mike Tirico, fresh off Sunday Night Football he’s on the call for NBA Mondays on NBC Sets up the play and when Justin Edwards sinks a three to go on a personal 9-0 run, Tirico lets the crowd eruption take over So good

Making sure my gate exists before going to get food at the airport

Me making sure the green is clear from 260 yards out before I top it 20 yards

Mavs fans evaluating the final return for the Luka trade

"I remember talking to Catelyn Stark and telling her not to go to that wedding, man." - King James, 299 AC (After Aegon's Conquest)

RIP Chuck Norris, who passed away today at 86 years old. Here he is as the Special Guest Enforcer for the Casket Match between The Undertaker and Yokozuna at Survivor Series 1994.

Paul Skenes turning around to see the ball heading towards Oneil Cruz

“These edibles ain’t shit” me 2 hours later thinking it’s game seven of the World Series:

Mike Vrabel’s entrance into the Patriots draft room tonight.