Pick me up off this floor and give Bernie a raise! I am cackling! 🤣🤣🤣

My hero! #hedoesntwearpants

It’s gonna have to wait til that student loan debt forgiveness but I gotchu guurl

To the chick talking on the phone in the public bathroom- get off the phone so I can poop!

It's a good thing when you creep your uber driver out by saying that his backseat spooned your butt real good #Uber

When you're at the bar and a latex glove comes out of your purse #instructionalcoaching #SpecialEd

I must smell like farts today because where ever I go I smell farts #PrettyLadyInvasion

Was assaulted by wind today #chicagolife

The iO Theater We'll be seeing you this #TacoTuesday at 10:30 pm along with Ginger Price

Old Asian ladies love to stare at me on the train

Oo La La! It's a sexy bathroom lady

Guys i'm loving the new facebook reactions buttons!

I'll give you three guesses to guess which coat is mine

#Obama

Is it Tuesday? Get some #TacoTuesday tonight The iO Theater with Ginger Price- 10:30 in the Chris Farley theatre

April 8th at the deMaat 8:30

#clealadd

Killing on set #kittyhorrorflicks #AmericanGods #TacoTuesday

Brunch Brunch Brunch Brunch #WhatWomenWantIn4Words