ok but like, i just heard about gopuff and i need everyone to join bc i just got candy delivered in less than an hour gopuff.com/r/GOZY1DLDLX?g…

someone stole my new AirPod pros and i officially would like to perish now.

my turnips are 488 bells per turnip! #AnimalCrossing #acnh #stalkmarket come sell !

come get y’all juice #acnh #stalkmarket #achnturnips #turnips

this tweet about sch00l sh00tings is labeled as “parenting,” an incredibly apt categorization

maybe we should just stop letting men date women.

i’m trying to work out y’all i’m trying so hard and i hate every moment of exercising >:(

the legal field of the united states is gatekeeping bc they won’t grant me a JD without graduating from law school and give me a license to practice law wherever i want :/

funny story about the debate at my university: i accidentally went to the building where secret service agents were all congregated, they thought my clarinet case was potentially a bomb, and they almost dropped my $12,000 clarinets while looking for nonexistent explosives >:(

c’mon vanderbilt

if ao3 is down again i’m gonna have to commit myself to a ward

ao3 is down and i’m about to crash tf out fr

ao3 down i can’t keep living through these events

screaming at ao3 rn