For those of you who don’t know me well, I do have many hobbies. My favorite is to add a dash of humor to my mom’s Facebook comments in my spare time

Found this pic from 3 years ago. It is now my #NewProfilePic.

I’d venture to say that Tinder in small towns is a pretty weird place to be right now

This is a terrible thread to open if, like me, you are TERRIFIED of frogs.

I got this notification today. Wouldn’t be a big deal if I didn’t have 36.5k pictures in my camera roll currently

Allaka Lewis drove the par 4 18th green with her tee shot and she almost converted on her eagle putt. She settles for a birdie to card an 86 (+15).

This is my Twitter comeback.

2 months until Christmas… TIS THE SEASON of my parents questioning every single day if any packages have been delivered for them when I KNOW good and well they’ve got the tracking ability and just refuse to use it

#NewProfilePic & header, Quay Australia where’s the sponsorship?!

Diving headfirst into the drafts tonight: “McKenna, don’t ever skimp on ketchup. Heinz is the only way to go; forget about Hunt’s or the generic brand. Don’t worry about saving money. You owe it to your family.” Wise words from my dad.

My mom makes better pimento cheese than your mom!

Good morning to everyone except the person who invented oatmeal raisin granola bars!!!

I listened to my baby nephew scream bloody murder nonstop last night because he was constipated but then this morning every other post on my FB is baby pictures. I’m so torn between having baby fever or not.

90% chance if you hear the music bumping in my car, it’s my nephew’s Disney Hits playlist on Spotify