me risking my job, career and future for an extra 10 minute's sleep

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

sorry for leaving strands of my hair everywhere an angel tends to leave their feathers all over the place

this adult shit is ass

nothing is so important at 8:30 am that you need to message me on Teams within 1 minute of logging on

may 1, friday...

these derby bets are stressing me out

oh

keep me in your thoughts today I have to go to work even thought I’m sooo sleepy & beautiful and fun to be around

"you like to argue" no mf you say stupid ass shit and expect me to stay quiet

🥺

now here i was thinking my mom didn’t have to stay in the hospital after her surgery and she has to stay for 3 days 💔

👠

the only thing that would be better than this is, cheesy roll up, add seasoned beef AND now sour cream 🌮 🔔

what song is this?

I was ovulating, your honour.

okay so i ain’t had burger king since i was probably 10, this shit lowkey slaps

i need a buff trace on the rocks STAT

20% off at my apartment bar, that’ll do