MATTY HEALY YOU WILL NEVER KNOW PEACE

I always took this as “I’m better off” in the sense there’s better things out there but I just realised it probably means “I’m better SWITCHED OFF” like a toy that has been dimmed and silenced and packed away omfg

type of sh*t I’m on

ts12 i’m your meemaw and i think you’re going to be pop rock

“As we all know, you guys have a lot of male sports fans that listen to your podcast. I think we all know that if there’s one thing that male sports fans want to see in their spaces and on their screens... it’s more of me” — Taylor Swift on the ‘New Heights’ podcast

I'm not kidding, there was just a massive eruption of women screaming and cheering in the office. Could hear it coming from everywhere. Then I went to Twitter and saw why.

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO ACT

you want me to work? taylor swift just told the world she is engaged to be married and you want me to work?

This is the closest we’re getting to an american royal wedding

can’t believe he easter egged the easter egger

when it’s “that’s that me espresso” and “you can take me hot to go” it’s fun silly pop music! but when it’s taylor swift it’s cringey millennial 3rd grade writing ok got it.

Taylor’s the only artist where she can get slut shamed for 2 decades and then called a conservative tradwife for settling down 😭

no chatgpt for me, thanks, i will be gathered with a coven round a sorcerer’s table

🎵| Taylor Swift chose “happiness” to close The Eras Tour book.