Facts. I laughed about this as I packed up stuff like my birth certificate that was in the same drawer as the wrapping for things like the screen protector for my phone. Why? Idk. It’s just the rules of life.

Washer only washes when you close the lid.

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This is so pure. We don’t deserve dogs. 🥹🐶

I’ve spent far too much time trying to get my bitmoji’s head to be smaller but to no avail. Why is her head so giant??

Mr. Feeny is the new Betty White and we need to protect him at all costs. 🥹

Did anyone else have chicken ring things growing up as a school lunch menu item? Related, does the name of that item make you uncomfy now? Because … it does me. 🥴

I woke up at 12:35 convinced it was time to be up. These first few weeks of the semester are wild, y’all.

Opened my candles and lit a nice one so it doesn’t smell like broccoli as much anymore in the house. This is thriving.

Your worth is not defined by what you achieve or acquire. It’s a question of who you become and how you contribute to others. Self-esteem should come from character, not success or status. The highest accomplishment is to be a person of generosity, curiosity, and integrity.

I need to internalize this mentality and perhaps you do, too.

Twitter said I can add a status. Are we slowly reverting to the days of AIM away message? I miss those days.

Alright, you all have run out with these Spirit costume starter packs. We have at least 3 more days of this??

I’d have watched the spot in line for them… 🤷‍♀️

And that her weight in the 130s was too heavy. 🤦‍♀️

Pray for Pope Emeritus Benedict. 🥺

TBH I’m not there yet. 😬 Hopefully I’m a 10 by Tuesday though. 😅🙌🏼

Giving back to help students have the best college experience on this OHIO Giving Day 2023. Will yOU? #ForeverOhio #OhioGivingDay ohio.scalefunder.com/gday/giving-da…

Feeling pretty old as I sit here previewing clean playlists to play tomorrow night at a youth group kick-off event.

Hello Twitter. It’s been a minute. Should I start posting again? (And yes I said Twitter. I can’t get behind calling it X.)